Funny Christmas Carols! (for the Psychiatrically Challenged)

Hey Thanks Everyone for reading, I wish you and your family a Merry Merry Christmas!

Note: This was not meant to insult those who are Psychiatrically Challenged, I understand the seriousness of those conditions and I do feel for those with the conditions. Although as we all do, it does not hurt to laugh at ourselves once in awhile. ;) Have fun. =D

Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged
1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are

3. Amnesia --- I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas

4. Narcissistic ---Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and .

6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me

7. Borderlin e Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

8. Full Personality Disorder-- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why

9. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells...

10. Agoraphobia --- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House

11. Senile Dementia --- Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House in My Slippers and Robe

12. Oppositional Defiant Disorder --- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House

13. Social Anxiety Disorder --- Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas while I Sit Here and Hyperventilate

14. Sexual DisOrientation --- 12 Gays of Christmas

15. Cranial Rectal Inversion --- All I WANT for Christmas,... (who cares what you want?)