Redneck Humour

Haha!!! Even the title is so redneck, check it out...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nxd2SeHemUg

Ah Those Darn Kids

Someone compiled a bunch of funny kids photos.

Funny

Isang Panawagan: Be True to Who You Are.

Ako po ay nananawagan sa lahat nang may kaibigan na nagsusuot o d kaya'y nagdidisplay nang hindi dapat sa kanila tulad nang mga sumusunod:

1. Mataba na nagsusuot nang hanging T or basta yung labas ang Bil-Bil,
2. Hindi seksi na nagsusuot nang T-Shirt na naka-sulat ay SEXY,
3. Mga hindi pogi na may sinusuot or may e-mail or even license plate na POGI etc.
4. Mga lalake na nagsusuot nang T-Shirt nang kapatid nilang grade 5, unless Dance Instructor ka, big fan nang Broke Back Mountain, or masyado mainit ang dryer mo at wala ka nang pambili nang pamalit,
5. Yung mga nagtatrabaho sa Customer Service Oriented na trabaho tapos nakalantad sa mga leeg na mga chikinini na parang maiitim na birth mark,
6. Mga magaganda at seksi na sobrang "manang" ang suot, sayang... ,... sayang... haayy...
7. Mga nagle-leather jacket dito sa Guam, ahh... HELLO?
8. Mga naka-shades na madilim sa loob nang bahay, mall, basta sa loob, unless may Walking Dog ka rin o di kaya'y nagpapart-time sa Quiapo,
9. Yung mga poser dyan, na walang ginawa kundi magkunwari, mainggit, manggaya at manloko nang kapwa, magpakatotoo kayo, nakabantay ang Diyos sa ating lahat at alam nya ang totoo.

Ito ay ilan lamang na priority nating kailangang nating ayusin, kung may kaibigan kayong ganito ay please, be a friend at pagsabihan nyo naman... Lahat tayo makikinabang kung magtutulungan lang tayo. =) We can make this a better place to live 1 person at a time.

Kung may gusto kayo idagdag, mag-add lang kayo nang comment.

Noypi

Pinoy American Idol Reynaldo Lapuz Audition

Well,.. what can I say, I guess we Filipinos are natural Entertainers,.. he he he.. ;)

He isn't a great singer, and it was obvious that the purpose of the "Audition" was not to be the next American Idol but to get the opportunity to be on (Inter)National TV, but hey, the Energy was great and it he got the MOST PARTICIPATION FROM THE JUDGES! he he.. Even Paula Abdul busted out some old moves for this one! She's cool. ;)

Like Simon said, he has a feeling that there is going to be a single or album with this song "I Am Your Brother"! ;) Maybe someday you'll be able to buy his album from the OPM CD Store gustokoh.com! =D

At any rate here he is! The Pinoy-American BIRD MAN from DALLAS! Enjoy!!



*** Guess what folks! We have been visited by Mr. Rey Lapuz himself!! See the comments below. =D

Human Tetris, Funny Japanese Show!

I just love the Japanese Humor, they come up with the Craziest Stuff! I present to you:

HUMAN TETRIS!! HA HA HA!! =D

New BUD LIGHT Commercial!

Hey do you guys like the BUD LIGHT Commercials as much I do? If so, here is another one entitled:

Every Guy Needs a Wingman in the Bar.

Enjoy!

Nature Documentary: Spiders

We Humans, (or should I say, you humans?) still have a lot to learn from Nature. I've had this specific fascination for how the whole animal kingdom was designed and what specific behavioral traits certain insects have.

Given that, check out this Documentary on Wood Spiders, have fun! ;D

Funny Christmas Carols! (for the Psychiatrically Challenged)

Hey Thanks Everyone for reading, I wish you and your family a Merry Merry Christmas!

Note: This was not meant to insult those who are Psychiatrically Challenged, I understand the seriousness of those conditions and I do feel for those with the conditions. Although as we all do, it does not hurt to laugh at ourselves once in awhile. ;) Have fun. =D

Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged
1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are

3. Amnesia --- I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas

4. Narcissistic ---Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and .

6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me

7. Borderlin e Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

8. Full Personality Disorder-- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why

9. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells...

10. Agoraphobia --- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House

11. Senile Dementia --- Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House in My Slippers and Robe

12. Oppositional Defiant Disorder --- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House

13. Social Anxiety Disorder --- Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas while I Sit Here and Hyperventilate

14. Sexual DisOrientation --- 12 Gays of Christmas

15. Cranial Rectal Inversion --- All I WANT for Christmas,... (who cares what you want?)

You know Manny Pacquiao, but do you know Manny Poohquiao?

This is hilarious! He is a comedian / impersonator that a friend of mine saw and I was like WHHATT??!! HA HA HA!! This guy is funny, another pinoy with actual talent. There are other videos of him singing, yes he can sing too.

Good Job Poohquiao! Enjoy.

Do you go to Church?

I am lucky enough to have someone make sure that I go to church on a regular basis. I've also had my share of incidents in one of the many Holy Institutions that I go to as well. This following video shows you that humor does not pick a time nor a place, you just need to be able to see it. Enjoy & God Bless Us! =)

My personal favorite is the hand on the ass that is caught by a parent or an elder relative. he he.. hey sometimes that's just basic instinct right guys??! OOoops tee hee.. =D

The Ultimate Flattery OR Corporate Espionage?

What do you think of this picture? What is it really? he he.. Of course it is merely a publicity stunt but this kind of thing happens all the time.


A good example is how one company partnered itself up with a new, up and coming company a couple of years ago that had an Innovating New Service only to try to obtain trade secrets, attempt to hire employees and eventually steal the Innovators customers. (Hint hint.. yes this is on Guam and yes, you know who they are! =D) They then tried to ride off of the Innovating companies coat tails and confuse the hell out of the consumers. This is just bad Business Ethics, but hey, Karma will catch up to All of Us, eventually. Whether it is Good or Bad, it will come back to us in the end, because life is like a "Circle",.. he he.. ;)


Although, the sample above is nothing like the funny picture below, since Ronald McDonald is the innovator in this case and maybe he is just trying to see who's burger is better? hehe..

I don't believe in the Stereotypes, but this is too funny!

Stereotyping is uncool, but this video showing a blonde in a library was too funny for me to resist posting it. ;)

Pinoy stereotyping is the worst because we discriminate against ourselves. Don't you ever notice that if pinoys are the ones servicing they automatically give respect to the foreigners and just assume that the brown pinoy sitting over there is a nobody? You'll notice the next time you go to the Philippines, everyone wants to be white, japanese or chinese... nobody wants to be pinoy. For males it is especially hard to become attractive to the filipinas especially if you are an alpha male of some sort. Most Pinay girls are now attracted to guys that have smooth white skin, silky shiny hair, clean cut nails and wears pink shirts left and right. Basically their attracted to... girls!! Hey!... girl on girl action yeah!! ;D he he just kidding. Maybe THAT was what Michael Jackson was thinking when he did what he did with his skin?..

Anyway, here is the cool blonde video, enjoy!

Does any of this look familiar? It does to me! ;)

So how good of a student were you? If you say bad, or pretty bad,.. I don't think any of you would even come close to some of the examples I have of actual test papers here. No, none of them are mine, but mine do come pretty close, you know, ... we as kids had a lot on our minds,.. toys,.. cartoons,.. girls that had cooties... <---- what the hell are those anyway? Well whatever they are I guess as we mature (yeah right!) we grow to love them. =D

Enjoy!!

My Comment: Is this the early adaptation of the Transformer equation?

My Comment: Mission, Possible.

My Comment: Oh yes, he just passed puberty. ;)

My Comment: Never tell Peter to "Break a leg."

My Comment: Puberty, phase 2.a

My Comment: Recommended Career: Abstract Art Critic.

My Comment: Ideal Candidate to handle Enron's Finances.

My Comment: Even the smart ass question to the question doesn't make sense,.. SideKick!!

Funny Car Ads! (Warning: Not advised for Animal Lovers with Lack of Sense of Humor)

I would first and foremost like to state that I Love Cars AND Animals. I can only hope and expect that the following are CGI and that no animals were hurt in these Ads but as a Car Lover, I can certainly appreciate wanting to keep the cats from scratching my car's paint and keeping the birds from pooping on my car as well. ;)

Car Lovers: Enjoy! =D
Animal Lovers: Read the other posts, don't watch these videos, they may be disturbing. ;)

Enough talk, if you've got a sense of humor just watch and Enjoy!!

Warning: This next one below might be unsuitable for the faint of heart or lack of sense of humor. You have been warned. Proceed at your own risk.

Clue: More about us Men

Hey guys, here is a good one. Girls, here is another good example of how men are. ;) This is an example of how Real Men us Post-Its! HA HA HA.. Ok well maybe only the Real StudMeisters like Stars that have groupies throwing themselves at them and they are having trouble remembering all of their names. he he...

Nice.

Meet Lucky the CAT!!

So, I believe everyone has heard the one about Lucky the Dog, right?

Anyway, have you ever heard of Lucky the Cat? I have, and I have proof! Check it out!!

Aahhh Yes,.. this is like Steak wrapped in Bacon, 2 of my favorite things,.. he he.. If you are a real Man you get it, if you are a girl, it may take you awhile but you'll understand,.. 2 of my favorite things.... get it? ;)

I'll sleep to that. =D

Picture of the Month!

Here it is, I declared this the Picture of the Month because in the words of MC Hammer (do any of you actually remember him? he he) "Pray, Pray, Pray, Pray, we got to pray just to make it today, we got to pray.." =D

I like dogs, especially if they can pray with me like this!! ;)

Urethra!.. I mean Eureka!! I found the Sign.

A couple of posts ago I mentioned a sign that I took a picture of while on the Kwajalein Atoll, well guess what? I found it!! =) You know that saying "To See is To Believe"? Well that is exactly why I took this picture. Imagine my surprise when I saw it on the bike trail that I was on:

After reading the English portion of the sign I immediately looked up while ducking in a somewhat insane fashion, use your imagination. ;D

I decided to take it's picture because it is not everywhere and everyday that you need to Look for Aircraft before Proceeding on a Bike Trail! There's your sign. =D

Tutorial: Attack of the AssIcons!! =D

Hey everyone! I hope you enjoy learning from this tutorial:

Ok, so we all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where:

:) means a smile and

:( is a frown.

Sometimes these are represented by

:-)

:-(

Well, how about some "ASSICONS?"

Here goes:

(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass

(_*_) a sore ass

{_!_} a swishy ass

(_o_) an ass that's been around

(_x_) kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_E=mc2_) a smart ass

(_$_) Money coming out of his ass

(_?_) Dumb Ass

I hope you liked it =D but if by any chance you didn't, eto sayo:

(_X_), (_x_) (_?_).

Got it? Good. ;)

Have a nice day.

Citroen Car Ad

I have been unavailable to post anything lately due to a variety of impending issues. At any rate I wanted to share with you guys a cool Ad, since I am a fan of CARS, AND I am a fan of the TRANSFORMERS, throw in some music and some dancing and WAALAAAHHH!! Nice.

Enjoy! I'll post more later..